Tues-pity the cow tomorrow-Day

Quote of the Day : 冷咖啡离开了杯面~我忍着的shu shu在很后面~



Dayz post

seriously, the only thing that i ever like about festive season(aside from 'halal' shopping mall~) is its smooth traffic... wuu~ especially on the LDP... how i wish everyday is like this... .::flashed a noob today.. wuu~satisfying::. then leh, almost drifted thnx to mommy suddenly shouted 'turn!!'.. deng~ haiz.. donolar... damn tired today.. dono why.. din do much oso.. aside from entertaining that annoying retard...seriously lar, really annoying man~its like.. all her questions are like...

"wow~ see that see that... inter department war~ wow~"

"do you play Warcraft arrr?"

"where do you normally buy comp game har??"

"u mean u don't play comp games arrr??"

"can you give me venus' email??? .::i said "kenot~"::."

anyway, its kinda...errr.. bad week... the bad news being me still not getting the offer that i'm after.. and even worse news... NO CHOCOLATE FOR A YEAR!!! deng~ mommy refuse to buy eclairs coz it contains tainted milk or sumthing... hou sadty arrrr~ sniff* wat about ferero rocher leh? yerh yerh~ if that's oso banned... then... i might as well die... NOOOOOO~ sob sob*

Emo Post

'Wall' street is tumbling!! they're running out of gold!! omg~ the only thing left are ammunitions.. wuu~ bullets and grenades and even artilleries.. not only that, even Asian stocks are falling.. NOOOOOOOO~ the only nation which is still strong.. is Australia... d a m n ~ which means... in less than a month.. the FOREX will be like 1AusD=5MYR?? grrrrrrreat~

Mon-happee holi-day

Quote of the Day
man sings : oh baby baby, knock 3 times on the ceiling if you lurves me..
****knock knock knock****
voice from upstairs : shaddup you fool... its 3 am in the morning!!!

Emo Post
hou emo arrr....~ dono wat to emo about... sien until dono how to emo

dayz post
~*[Hppay Hiloadyz]*~ everyone~ its mid-sem break (consider lar) for school kidz... so, if i were 2 years younger, i'll be happily sleeping all the way till the sun shines on my butt vertically from the heavens. wuu~ but too bad lar.. as people grow older, like me, school holiday means... nothing!! absolutely nothing!!! aside from an annoying sister hogging the comp at home of course...haiz...

-Hari Raya coming in 2 dayz.. wuu~ kesian those cows which they area about to sacrifice... haiz~ hou sadty arrr... soo big cow... die in withing a few seconds... sniff sniff* and worse of all.. I CAN'T JOIN INTO THE FRAY!!! coz.. i don't eat cows.. moo~ really cruel... kinda reminds me of the short story in form 5... about the cow wan... remember??? [moo*~]

-still waiting for a reply from Adelaide... deng... seriously lar.. wats taking them soo long har?? even prestigious university like UNSW had sent out their offers (i din reply them)... grrrr~ maybe they sengaja pilih kasih.. admit all Aussies and oni leaving a few spaces for me?? yerh *high pitch*.. damn unfair... and here i am, waiting anxiously everyday.. till the point that all my leg hairs are standing... jk jk~

anyway..everyone... good day... Happy holidayz to JoJo and YF... =>and not forgetting AMry

Tagged by JoJo

1. what is the relationship of you and her???
-err.. kinda brother and sister like... nothing really outstanding.. don worry~

2. your 5 impressions towards her
-super active
-2nd cutest in the whole of Puchong
-cutest in 8 mile
-smarty pants
-huge eyez.. scary~

3. the most memorable this she has done to you
-accompany me to Education fair => but dono when adi~

4. the most memorable she had said to you
-i won't date Mr.Y (which turn out juz the opposite of how she describe him)

5. if she becomes your lover, you will....?
-go hang myself at the tomato tree outside..

6. if she becomes your lover, she has to improve on...
-her low self esteem... get some confidence gurl~

7. if she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
-ermmm... no idea...maybe..ermm... betray me?? donolar..

8. the most desirable thing to do on her is?
-pat her head like she's a small kid...awwwwwww~

9. the overall impression on her is?
-kind,cute,adorable,smart,hardworking, ...errrr... immature? kiddo,inquisitive,adorable while smiling, fair, slim,short, thin... etc etc.

10. how do you think the people around you will feel about you?
-yeng, hou cutie arrr, leng zhai, short, innocent, immature, blunt sense of humor, sissy, shy, dumb, brainless

11. the character you like about yourself is
-likes ice cream

12. on contrary, the character you hate about yourself is?
-likes ice cream as well

13. the most ideal person you wanna be is?
-nah... i still like myself better

14. for the people who cares about you and likes you, say something about them
-i'll be home late for dinner~ =>

15. 10 friends to tag
-leong kaw
-Carol blog number 1
-junhau
-shuen
-siwei
-karyn
-Maxi
-ying zhi
-charlene
-carol blog number 2 (counter tag)

16. who is number 2 having relationship with?
-Mr Y~ wuu~

17. is no.3 a female or a male
-male

18. if no. 7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?
-i'll go hang myself up at a higher tree.. or risk laughing myself to hell..

19. how about no.5 and no.8?
-ermmm... not a good combination.. its like C.Ronaldo playing goalkeeper for Chelsea

20. what is no.1 studying about?
-Actuarial Science.. omg~

21. is no.4 single?
-errrr.... errrrr... errrr... guess not... dono dono...

22. say something about no.6
-short, smart, brainy, cheeky

impression

i think hor, we've managed to create a great memory for their departure lar => especially on karwye... wuu~ since dog n me have been talking about using onion to make him cry for like weeks.. wuu~ and muz make him cry that type.. mana tau .. fail.. paiseh lar...wei seriously lar... lu happee boh?? soo many of us turn up for euuuuu~ and even went to great length to get onions (it slipped off my mind in the morning and steam boat don use onion).. and many thnx to da jie for onion => shud be her last onion in the kitchen... thnx to Aunty May as well => for sponsoring onion => but still.. kinda failed to ambush him.. and the onion.. not geng enuf.. sniff sniff * so, applause to those who've managed to make it that far to the airport => thnx~

Raya Week

after today, the coming entire week, will be D' Raya Week!!! wow~ interesting.. a week filled with lemangs, ketupats, rendangs, empty traffic, smoth flowing highway, and last but not least, fire crackers... oh yes... fire crackers... i've been hearing lotsa 'test runs' of firecrackers today, even before the celebration itself... cool eh?? and hor, guess what, u can't even hear any fire crackers (in my housing area) until its the 7th day.. wuu~ guess the police won't mind that we're releasing firecrackers during Raya... but only CNY .. why har?? why?? tell me W H Y ? ? ? this is really unfair man...

molotov kok-tel

today's news... someone threw some molotov cocktail (petrol bomb) into Teressa's house.... wuu~ molotov cocktail in plastic bottle?? isn't that a bit...err... dumb... actually, it is a bit dumb,.. IT WON'T BURST K?? wahaha~ people like them who only uses violence and not even using a trickle of their brains (like they have) and even writing a notice to her... =.= with lousy malay.. even i can write better.. molotov cocktail hot... muz use bo lei jun wan okie?? kids?? and never stuff it with tissue paper please... it shud b cloth... oso so so dei wan...

s5s4 alumni

ladies and gentleman... i'm proud to announce, the officially opening of.. (drummroll) the s5s4emo alumni!!! (clap clap clap) we've got branches all over the world (consider all over d world oni lar) and wif members no more than 30.. yeah~wif 3 main branches and capable leaders, we're gonna form a network of pee-ple in eurpoe, asia and even australia... wuu~

so,here's the committee...

s5s4emo HQ
president : shin si
vice president : siwei
blah blah
publicity director : me
observer : dog *woof woof*

s5s4emo UK
president : leongkaw

s5s4emo australia
president : potato..

wuu~ so thats our 3 branches... wow.. clap clap clap..

to register, kindly log on to s5s4emo.lefora.com once u sign in,u're officially a part of us!! wuu~ yeng leh.. making full use of resources...

Tribute to a *cough cough* yeng fren..

Name : Leong Kaw
Current age : 18++
height : taller than me
yeng-ness : a bit lesser than me
cuteness : lose to me big time
position : dailou
projects : moral visit to Klang, moral studies in Taman Megah, Genting (half of it), PD, and other majority of outings...
destination : London ~bridge is falling down, falling down,falling dow~
p/s : under JPA.. wuu~ gonna get stuck here for 6 years!!!

how do i get to know him
ehem ehem~ the story goes like this:
the sun is shining bright out there, with wind rustling the branches of the trees out there, crows chirping on the trees above the cars, and with an ochestra of splat-es of crow dropping faling on cars windscreens.. its my first/second day of college!!! wow~ hou happee arrr... and yet, with the perfect darn bloody hot weather out there, here i am, in the MRC, hving fun with that computer... wuu~ and there, out of the corner of my eyez.. saw this dark dark tall tall chuan chuan fellar sitting there with a skinny-skinny-drug addict look-alike guy sitting a few comps away.. hmmm~ better don't mess with them... and on the dark dark fellar's pc.. wuu.. scateboard-ing game... muz be from freeonlinegames.com... hmmm~ interesting... then, all of a sudden... he rose up, walked towards me *sei lor sei lor* and extended his arms *seilor seilor, gonna whack me* "hi, I'm karwye" =.= wuu~ so thats how i know him.. still can remember.. geng leh~
leong kaw in Taman Megah
Leong Kaw while dancing... wuu~ i mean, after dancing

dono what makes him do that =.=

goodbye leong kaw!!!

p/s

this is all i get... before my camera failed me... yet again~deng~


the hard fought chicken wing.. wuu~ tell u hor, once they pour the chicken, within half a minute, they'll all be gone... wow~ speaking of pirahna~
the family portrait... wuu~ little forcie took this pic..

kurt kurt fetching balls for his other side
the leftovers after the first half.. you shud've seen d second half... gross~
family protrait at KLIA... can see Jay gaying kawye for the last time..

wye gor leaving.. sniff sniff* onion~

its the day when our own wye gor will be leaving... wuu~ and its quite a lengthy farewell... a bit teary (nothing got to do wif onions)..mmmMmmm~ hou sadty arrr~

1. get out from office, still got a bit hujan bulu bulu, walked out.. deng, look at the road, cars not moving... and the roundabout, cars stagnant.. freak~
2. stuck on the road, with all these malaysian drivers... stupid man~ green light twice adi still can't move... deng~
3. met max, whom ffk his boss, juz to go for the farewell, saw his phone.. purple~ have a feeling that shuen will scrutinise it later that day...
4. went to Yuen, instead of shark fin, and saw lotsa ppl on the table.. even Force and little for-cie.. wuu~interesting.. fat liao~ wuu~ and shin n pui laughing there... and there's chihuahua..
5. went for chicken war and stuff... the food still sucky.. n kinda hungry now oso.. a bit~
6. when leaving for shuen's house .::had earlier called her to bring onion::. dog called saying that force is coming... great.. wow... kinda don believe.. then, force called maxi, sayin that they cant come.. wuu.. there.. told u so, they won't follow wan~ 1 of them din come, another wont go as well..
7. flew to KLIA.. very save driving actually.. juz 145km/h maximum... not that fast actually... yeah~
8. got into the airport... wanna pee~ then leh, walk walk walk, saw karwye.. or i think i saw him.. flip around.. deng~ relly karwye.. HIDE!!!
9. walked to McD.. and da jie was like "he saw us adi lar... told u he saw us adi.. repeat n repeat again" and i was like "he din see us lar... airport soo big.. din see lar... i trust my 6 'cents'" ended up he din saw us... i win =>
10. then leh, the usual hassle... and shin ( and i think pui) made sumthing for both of them... wuu~ still like wye's 1 better => hou cutie arrr...
11. next, Project 'onion gets in your eyez' is launched... and failed... tried to cut onion in front of leong kaw... hmm~ don work.. wanna rub it into his eyes.. but since his parents around... donwan ler.. and it doesn't work for sin either.. great~ sumthing wrong wif that onion.. shud b da jie's fault.. wuu~
12. saw them walk into the gates.. awwwwwww~ and Jay start crying until fi li fe leh~ then shin starts crying.. and pui follows... =.= then while leaving... shuen oso cried.. the emo four~ and the emo-less four stayed emotionless .. yeah~ shinyee cry that time hou cutie arr.. maybe she shud cry more.. hmm~ jk lar jk lar... =>
13. seriously, i hate seeing gurls cry.. great.. make me go all soft and crappy... deng~ so leh, i think hor, i'll leave silently lar => donwan anyone to song me... donwan see ppl cry.. and of coz, donwan cry myself as well.. hou yue wan leh.. yerh~ especially crying in front of relatives..

Thurs-"S.A.M wattaguan!!-Day

called IDP again today, anxious about my Adelaide application outcome as the deadline for the confirmation of a spot in UNSW draws closer than ever... 10 more dayz!!! and the answer i get is that "they have to wait for SAM's result to be release before sending out the application result".. deng~ can't like gv me first?? this is juz stupid man~ wats soo great about SAM?? its juz.. SAM~ dumb~

then hor, bought this magazine with this huge anwar's face as the skin.. omg~ they even dare do that after show cause letters has been sent to those newspaper agency who features his face often.. and this time.. a whole big face splash across the cover!! omg~ and the content... full of crap... only a tiny article on anwar.. wat a waste of money man... can eat McD with that money u know... deng lar... and when the Home Minister ever send them a show cause letter and put the editor under ISA (for the reason of causing pubic distrezz for putting a huge mr.anwar's face on the skin and cheating readers off their 12 bucks), i'll be the one cheering the loudest.. wuu~ my revenge for misleading me in believing that the entire book is filled with anwar's interview.. wuu~

I HATE POPUPS!!!

wet-ness-sweaty feet-day

wuu~ its wednesday.. right in the middle of the week.. darn~ in the morning hor, met this bloody racist pork... wuu~ dam farnie man... that fellar... its like,:
"when i walked into the building, saw this fellar pressing the lift button... then, kinda spotted me walking towards the lifts, and stare around for another lift.. awww... too bad lar, enter the lift, pressed 4th floor... me walk into it, and stared at me... then press 2nd floor... =.= "

damn stupid man i tell u~ then hor, learnt sumthing new today.. some excel tricks from boss.. =.= watler.. shud have taught earlier ma.. wuu~ surely, the older the ginger the hotter it is. and there goes my day... and as the day grow gloomier, so is my mood.. haiz.. between wondering when will Adelaide reply me, UNSW deadline drawing closer, junhau in scotland, sushan in ireland, jinn si in wales, and its gonna rain... sobs*

and hor, the one reason i don like to wear slippers.. its that, my feet is perspiring faster than i could pee them out...ewwww~ sumthing like my palm as well ler.. deng~ walk that time hor, my sandals are like walking faster than i do.. and thats the reason i don like putting on rubber grip on my racquet..

then leh,went home , start calculating the $$ needed for me to stay alive in Aus.. darn.. half a million.. bloody hell... and with mr Najib's refusal to pegg the ringgit, the now 1 Aus= rm 2.9 will turn into 1 ausie=3.2 very soon... freak lar.. dono about economy don act like u know lar.. buat malu oni... malaysia economy growing wor.. thats joke man~

p/s : to my #1 fan... simle smile~ u look really really depressed when u don't

TO AMRY, I know u're ReaDinG!!! wuuuuuu~

Tues-'numberz'-day

quote of the day : 男人不怀女人不爱

NewZ of D' Day

JUNHAU is the world's TOP math-er... OMG OMG OMG OMG~

Profile
name : Yeo Jun Hau @ Au Jiong @ JunJun @ HauGor
age : 19
D.O.B : Ask Jay Chow
History: qualified for mathematics 'olym-piak' (olympics for math wizards), top in sunway college for sumthing, CFO for a daddy.. and now... Top In The World for Math!!! wow wow wow...


Dayz post
wat-a-guan day..groan... begining to hate numbers now and kinda happee that i won't be taking accountings next... sobs* have been staring at numberz ever since its before lunch... damn stupid.. whole excel page all numberz... then later, realize tat i've done sumthing wrong.. crap.. start all over again from the scratch and this is the sucky part.. struggle through the entire day.. until the time i go home... still canot balance... crap... then leh, ppl struggling here... not enuf fingers on the keyboard.. leong kaw go call... deng~n my phone is like at the other end of the table =.= so leh, have to streeeeeeettttttttcccccchhhhhhhh~ to reach my phone.. caught it before it fall off the table, and right into the jaw of the dustbin... and then.. there goes "u know har, our dai lou har, got top in the world blah blah.. second top for other subjects" and in my mind, i was like "cheh~ not unexpected" .. but still.. haih~ a bit disappointed... thought i could stand a chance anyway.. haiz... you see hor, the contenders, are like, junhau+karwye+xinyi+kurtsie+karyn+sush+total idiot.. and me being the underdog... dono lar.. as long as its one of us => congrats.. wuu~ 100 pounds... anyway, my vow from after SPM for not studying hard is still valid => till the end of this year.. yeah~ gonna stampede all those in my uni next.. wuu~ here i come...

Mon-yee mee become yu tao mai-day

Emo post
darn... i think i've just sprained my elbow.. again... groan~ must be from the basketball yesterday.. looks like i'm a bit..erm~ rusty??

Then hor, tell you guyz one thing about gurls* that you people ought to know.. gurls* hor, they'll only look for you when they're in need of your 'service' or in deep shit... i don't mind helping, but, don't make it soo obvious that you're juz using my service please... at least chat wif me via msn n sms or sumthing... wuu~

gurls*=not applicable to fun,puiee,shin,jinn,shuen,shinn and..ermmm... can't think of anyone more...

day's post
went for lunch today with a mission ie go bank in a cheque before returning... wuu~ at first, my plan was going fine... till its thwarted by that 'yee mee' fellar.. darn... its like:

1. went to call yeemee with Auntie Julia (jinn's look alike when she's about 30)
2. overheard AJ's conversation wif the stall owner saying that ours are 8 bowl away
3. waited like hell and since i'm rushing for time, time seems to be flowing away like sand
4. then when our lunch finally came.. darn.. yu tao mai... deng.. don care lar.. eat oni..
5. so, thats how my yee mee turned into yu tao mai in a matter of seconds
6. then leh,... eat eat eat... bite bite bite... chew chew chew... 'chop'.. thats the sound effect of a bone piercing my tongue... deng~
7. pulls out bone... but no blood.. cool~

so, thats the chronicle of it how yee mee turned into yu tao mai... then, went to the bank to have fun with the cheque deposit machine... wuu~ amazing piece of invention.. it even has an in-built photostat machine.. wuu~ i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g . . .

p/s : intra-company politics are scarrier than those politics by porks and sharks... wuu~ donwanna get involve in it.. best to stay away

sun-crater-day

went to play basketball today, wif my injured toe... wuu~ of coz lar, can lay up a bit, n can shoot... but landing damn pain lor... ouchie~ the painful part, is not because of the wound, but because of the the plaster sticking to my toe hair... =.= then leh, today, is the first time i look at my wound (i don dare to look before this).. and gosh~ there's this really huge crater there... wuu~ similar to that of the 1 in arizona... or izit arizona??? hmmm~ donolar... but its really huge.. and its like redish... gosh~ omg~ the 1 reason i don't take up medicine... is this.. okie lar, i admit that i'm afraid of blood... so so so??? you've got a problem with it?? huh? huh?

sien until nothing better to do

darn... if this nitez-after-nitez-of-staring-at-'empty'-comp-screen thingy go on, i'll go nuts!!! bored until nuts.. there's no new video on youtube, porn is not my thing, no new interesting article, no new interesting cars, no one to chat with (sushan has sumthing to do and Fun is not around), no one to skype with (my entire list is 'blank'), no new animes (bleach is stuck), no new email to reply to (still waiting for Adelaide), no new hollywood scandal (britney spears n paris hilton are keeping their underwear on), no one to sms with (scared disturb them), no one to call (oso scared disturb), no new books to read (unless u consider 13 May : the declassified documents of Malaysia riots of 1969 readable), nothing to download (no new interesting song), and worse of all.... nothing to think of!!! darn~ so, out of the sien-ness...

anyway, i kinda pity our PM.. its not that i don respect him all this while..more like, agree with most of the stuff he did...hmmm~ and now, juz because he falls asleep during parliament proceedings, people are trying to push him off his seat... wuu~ and he's still sitting there... .::salute salute::. and lets see, the person pushing for the fall of our PM, is supposedly Anwar, and the Najib-syed hamid-rafidah and some other weird weird people... wuu...

for mr anwar, the only reason why he topple the government is to become the Pm itself.. and that, will be the day malaysia turn even sadder... hmmm~ and people still choose him to be the next PM... great... after everything he's done when he's still the DPM last time... stopping chinese school from being build etc.

Mr Najib aka Najis tong Rosak *quote from uncyclopedia.. don sue me, sue them* the son of mr Tun Razak... the person responsible for toppling Tunku Abdul Rahman (oh yes he did, read May 13 for more info), and now, the son is taking over!!! like father like son... looks like he's gonna topple our PM this time... freak... and guess what, if he ever take over, then, we're soo dead as well... darn... the person responsible for kissing the keris, and threatening to bath the keris with chinese blood... =.= great... and do you wan such people as out PM?? no thnx.. speaking of keris, who's the other person who wave a keris around har?? hishamudin??

syed hamid-his head is a bit shinier now... and kinda din contribute anything that could benefit the country besides throwing tantrum at a meeting between malaysia and some other country...hmmm~

rafidah-most well known for AP... always cry (kinda suspect that its juz crocodile tears *to JH : crocodile tears means juz pura-pura cry, coz hor, crocodiles are forever crying) ... can't solve any problem, gv business to her own people, din do work, go for operations, and ermm... still got wan.. but dono..

who are these people to ask for the PM to step down?? they're nobody... nobody at all... but DrM is sumbody... but he, too had faced failure before... can't he like gv mr PM time to learn... and news of people pushing for the PM to step down is like in the news everyday.. consume a whole big portion in the newspaper, wasting my money... u know newspapers costs 1.50 these dayz??? no rit?? cos u people don't even need to buy newspapers with ur own money... use our tax money oni lar...

Sat-err-fish market-day

went to pyramid today..again... with sis... then leh, went to Fish Market for lunch.. =.= damn bloody expensive man... nvmlar... since she din eat before.. mai let her experience a bit lor...waliao.. eat until wanna vomit man... and hor, its like... 80 bucks.. =.= beat yesterday by 2 times.. its like 40 bucks perperson.. darn.. 40 bucks lunch.. hace to stop spending like that.. money is going out like water this whole week.. sei lor... if i ever spend like this in australia.. i'll go broke before 1 month elapse... then leh, saw lotsa couples there... more than the normal amount that you can see during weekdayz... feeling a bit jealous.. a bit oni har... then leh found sumthing interesting in that mail JoJo sent me.. its like...

hmmm... quite true also lar actually... but of coz, under some certain circumstance... this might not be so true.. take xinyi as an example.. haiz... donolar donolar...

fri-'half an inch toe'-day

wuu, went college in the morning to wait for Pui today.. clad in a pair of sandals (which was forced to buy by mommy), and a toe wrapped tightly like that of a mummy.. then leh, walked to monash, go hi-tea wif pui, then transfer to a comp lab.. wuu~ mana tau, use halfway... server down.. then leh,shifted to another lab.. dumb dumb server... and there come kurtsie... and shinsi.. shinyee still got no voice... after that day... hmm~ why leh?? WHY??? sing too much?? laugh too much?? hmmm~ even ah Pui oso turn more adorable ever since the last time i saw her... (hair longer adi).. then leh, it rained!!! freaked!!! can't go CC... then saw ah shuen's bian tai (puiee pointed out which).. hmm~ face don't really look like bian tai... but dono lar.. don't judge a book by its cover.. then leh... ah kurt kurt go step on my toe... freak... nothing much lar.. juz, the wound starts bleeding oni => not life threatening enuf to bring me down... went CC next (rain stop liao), had a sniping spree there (wow... i din know that i was that good in sniping...) then leh, went Pyramid!!! gosh~ quite a lot of porks oso... impressed that they still have strength to walk around... applause~

walk about 3 rounds of pyramid before receiving a call from Maxi that they've arrived...wuu,went to look for them, only to realize that... hmm~ who's that beside max?? gf?? omg~ hmmm.. turned out to be his pet sister... hmm~ seriously, direct opposite from mine... she's like a bit chubby, kinda talks a lot but not to the point of talkative, short, ermmm... the only thing similar is that, both of them have superb english...wuu~ while JoJo is a bit quiet,skinny like a toothpick, shy shy etc etc.

went sakae sushi, ate quite little, but paid like... wow~ we've juz had a 20bucks++ lunch... interesting huh?? then leh, went qiong k... wuu~ din tell earlier.. could have borrowed their student card... wuu~ so leh, in the end... kinda... ermm.. minus that little gurl's part (coz its a bit... swei to like... u know u know involve her wif our carelessness... for not borrowing student card) so leh, minus off the little gurl part, so leh, ermmm.. kinda paid a lot for it... so leh, in conclusion, never forgot to bring ur student card along to go qiong k...

next,went murni... waited for damn long for my ..err... ermmm.... honeydew special? and maxi's lou shi fun took forever.. then leh, dono ate what.. kinda allergic reaction... darn~ can't be mosquito bite rit?? then leh, reach home kinda late... kena screwed up...

p/s : the Sakae people tried to cheat me off 12.90 bucks... n there's government tax as well... grrrr~ freak..

How do i live~ without u~

crablar... feeling extremely stupid now... not that I'm not... but, even worse, making a fool out of myself.. juz what i need to make an end to this otherwise miserable week... firstly, unable to send Leong Kaw off... *sniff sniff* [ > ] gone for this dumb dumb unnecessary operation [ > ] she totally ignoring me, giving me a cold shoulder, stuffing a cold turkey into me [ > ] totally ignoring me.. part II... don care lar... i don gv a damn... rather give a dam to an otter.. [ > ] no one to talk to at nite... dunno really know who to confide to... dono who to trust... dono what to think.. dono how to present my thoughts... HOU FAN ARRR!!! [ > ] brain getting even more messy... whole brain stops functioning totally... sumthing that happen when u can't think of anything and negative thoughts starts flooding in.. freak [ > ] YokeFun to the rescue!!! wuu~ really appreciate that... [ > ] here comes suemei.. => as cutie as ever... [ > ] its a happee ending to a depressing nite.. =>

p/s : its still an emo nite.. dono why... haiz.. dai go zhai adi ler... hormone goin haywire... or like what they say in money not enuf 2 "wire fix wrongly adi".. donolar... let it be lar... i won't go do dumb things like jumping off a 15 stories building's balcony... my dream way of dying shud be dying watching the sun rise... on a beach... with white sand... die sitting up... wuu~

Thurs-" i can feel my toe burning"-day

went to work as usual in the morning... act like nothing is gonna happen in the afternoon T.T then leh, go about my business until Manyzer ask me to go up to look for someone.. deng~ thats when my problem begin for the day... went up, bumped into a group of aunties ( 1 aunty and 2 other young ladies)... deng~ all of them damn ba gua wan~ ask east ask west.. god~ then leh, saw this group of young auditors grouping in 1 round table, with one of them (bump into her in the lift) carrying a long pack of malboros... gross... gurls, especially those attractive ones, who smokes totally turn me off... ewwwww~ then leh, went out for lunch wif mommy, saw this gurl kinda cute, and before i say anything, mommy was like " the boss' daughter quite pretty also arrr" sei lor... tell u har, mommy really guai guai dei wan.. gap lui more than me.. freak~

then leh, went to taman megah lor... to buy baking stuff... then drove all the way to NRD to make my 18-years-old IC... dai go zhai lu~ waited for quite some time... deng lar, only 2 counters operating... soo darn slow... then leh, its finally my turn!! wuu~ wif this grumpy old lady~ .:: all this fasting muz have made her all grumpy::. then leh, saw this piece of paper of her vow or more like...errr... piagam pelanggan?? and one of it including 'memberikan khidmat kepada pelanggan tidak lebih daripada 5 minit setelah mengambil nombor' and guess what, i've waited for more than half an hour.. wuu~ cheaters...

then leh, went to look for doctor T.T and he kinda..err... burned my toe...

this is how it looks like now... *sniff sniff*

during the entire process... i can constantly smell flesh burning *my toe.. sobs~* and through this ordeal, i can see images of memories flashed past in my eyelids like a plasma LCD flatscreen tv playing in it .::a bit too kua jiong::. but relly lar... got images lar... but of the doctor burning me.. wuu~ yeng leh~ and remembering what Jinn said about a little hot hot... =.= i can't feel anything lor, can only hear the doctor digging into the depth of my toe using a scalpel... gross~ but now, when its no more numb, deng~ this is when the pain sets in.. ouchie... don't think i can play badminton.. even doctor said "if u wanna enter hospital then u go play...". deng~

sept 17

so, sept 16 came and juz past without any turmoil or any havoc... hmmm~ such a boring day... nothing to do and at least anticipating some fighting in KL or sumthing.. well, why not? since they've been fighting at may 13 some decades ago.. heard that they're (porks) also waiting to slaughter people right outside cinema... hmm~ donolar... maybe i've juz been thinking too much... the political situation in our country is a hell of a condition... don care lar... none of my business... wuu~ and now, 1 more day to the day my toe turn into a stumped out cigarette butt.. sobs*

Carol Tan j0Jo

dear carolly tan tan aka pet sis aka 2nd cutest gurl in Puchong aka cutest in 8 mile,

missing out on Taylor's Principal scholarship doesn't mean that its the end of the world, though i admit that form 6 would be the very end of your world... there're always other scholarships out there, lotsa other better and more accomodative scholarships out there waiting for you~ wuu~ before entering sunway, i've applied for lotsa scholarships... more than you.. wuu~ and thats for sure... or if you really do insist on going into Taylors (for the sake of AC or sumthing), there's another scholarship called the National scholarship... wuu~ they gave me 75% last time... dono why... they may gv u more...coz u're like more talented and brainy than i am.. => nyway, study hard for SPM, trials doesnt mean anything (i'm not saying that it's not important or anything), go for the real test... and that'll be something.. if u got a C for ur trials, then, in the real exam, u're likely to jump up 2 rung... to an A.. woo~ so, have fun studying... .::constantly abandoning me juz to study::.

regards,
___________
(tomxx aka creepyx aka dogxx)

p/s : this is a computer generated post, therefore,no signature is required =>

Sept 16 part twuuuuu~

HaPpY BUrfDay Malaysia!!! boy adi ler... yerh *high pitch*~ .:: i love this country but i hates politicians to the core of my a**::. yeah... and the supposedly switch of government today?? well... nothing happen, and i juz lose my bet... darn~

nyway, another 1 of us will be going off tonite... haiz... and here, i offer my condolences to the parents to one of the many lengluis that had ever set foot in sunway, a bit sampat at times, but overall quite a typical gurl, kinda cutie at times, super blur especially during morning classes, Jinn Si for the demise of their belovey daughter from the country Malaysia... haiz... all the way to england... sobs*

nywayz, Jinn si.. come to think of it.. how did i know her har?? in d first place?? hmm *scratch scratch* .. couldn't think of it now.. zut~ but i do remember her performing on stage during musical... => for AAA nite 2007.. yes, i was there... wuu~ u thought i wanna be there meh, got job to do ma.. and its not for musical.. kinda impressive.. hmm~ whom did she partner adi har?? david?? but which david? there're 2 of them leh.. groan~ then later, slowly, but geometrical progressively, she n shin started getting sampat together (sumtimes oni har... not all the time) and both of them stuck together like magnets leaving puiee there like so so dei.. wuu~ next, enrolled for california fitness together =.= but don't see the point... wuu~ nywayz, kinda regret not knowing her earlier... she's a great fren..wuu~ oh yes she is, don't judge a book by its cover.. or more like, don't judge her by her so so dei look.. ppl actually very alert wan u know.. but alert towards the wrong things lar... wahaha~ and for being a fren when i'm in need of 1~ *clap clap clap* especially when i'm emoing like nobody's business.. even actually lashed out on her by accident *paisehlar* .. really regreted that for quite some time... hmmm~ and am kinda..errr.. impressed leh.. soo stressed up the other day.. oso still alive.. for me, i think i adi jump down from the penang bridge leh... last minute accomodation contract, last minute visa, last minute air ticket... wuu~ really impressed... => i don't think i'll have the chance to survive everything that you've been through.. coz, i still prefer to take things a step at once... wuu~

then hor, over there, muz remember... elegant... try to open eye and make fren... becareful of china-ese... muz eat, starving urself doesnt make u go slimmer... remember to skypie in the weekends =>, don't do last minute homework... nywayz, happee to know euuu for so long... zut... but still hope to know u earlier... zut zut... yerh *high pitch*

p/s : don forgot our plan har~ =>

GOOD BYE JINN SI!!! SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER => UR SUMMER... OR IF U WANNA COME BACK IN THE WINTER??

the new parliment??

you see hor, if anwar ever take over on sept 16, this is likely to be the new parliament line up.. wuu~ kinda looked interesting~ this is my own expectation oni lar.. doesnt refer to anyone... yeah~ and hor, this is copyright, if u guyz copy me, i'm gonna sue u ppl man~

the official tomxx list of cabinet


prime minister : Anwar Ibrahim
deputy PM : Lim Kit Siang
transport minister : Tian Chua
religion minister : Abdul Hadi
education minister : Nga Kor Min
home minister : Karpal Singh
woman and family affair minister : teressa kok
works minister : some PAS people
law minister : gobind singh deo
information minister : Jeff Ooi
minister of rural development : anwar's daughter
foreign minister : saiful???

are there anymore ministers har??

Sept 16

sept 16... is.... Malaysia's burfday!! wooo~ happee burfday~ wuu~ .::releases fireworks::. anyway... september 16.. is suppose to be the day when Mr. Anwar is suppose to take over malaysia... which is suppose to be the saddest day for Malaysia... on the other hand, its also a kinda depressing day for me... awwww~ Jinn Si is leaving!! NOOOOOOO~ now, first things first..

Mr Anwar taking over malaysia
izit really possible?? i'm begining to have second thoughts of his capabilities... hmmm~ nvmlar... its 'their' business anyway... its their dream of sitting in that big comfy office in putrajaya anyway.. not mine.. i never wanna meddle myself in politics and would someone please slap me if i ever get involve in those stuff??? anyway, heard that there's this 'ceramah' thingy at kelana... and thanx to that, mommy decided to use an alternative road, which took double the time to reach home... great... juz great... then hor, Fun placed a bet with me... if anwar take over malaysia, she's gonna be my wife... awwwwwww~ better be prepared for it.. wahaha~ aiya, even if he really take over, i won't make her my wife lar... juz..ermmmm... my..errr *blush blush*.. maid... wahaha~ anyway kids, especially shinyee,jiashinn,puiee and Fun, try not to wander around after class... a bit dangerous... u know lar, its hard to satisfy those porks these dayz... there'll be no winner this time... only losers...

Ah Jinn leaving
Jinn Si gonna leave tomorrow... sobs* along wif Jiangui... haiz... another person leaving.. yerh *high pitch* hou sadty arrr~ hou sadty~ hou ji mui like her veli hard to find these dayz.. haiz~ hou sadty arrr.... go until there muz take care lu zai bo??? don't eat too much... when shinyee's pants can wear adi that means u shud go on diet liao...yerh *high pitch*.. then go there canot find clothes sumore... when u need clothes juz send message lar... we'll send it over for u => anything that fits shinyee shud be able to fit u gua~ zut~ take care lar T.T

16th of september... haihhh~

buaiz lar ah jinn~

sun-yeah rit-day

Its lantern festival!!! woo~ but its raining... darn =.= its been raining eversince evening... stripping me off my plan to go play basketball and to light some candles to mourn for our country... haiz~ looks like GoD don't agree with me anyway.. he still thinks that this country could be saved or sumthing... oh yeah rit... maybe can lar.. when a super-chun-anti-corrupt-professional politicians emerge lor... orelse... bye bye~

anyway.. darn... rain rain go away.. little tommy wanna play... darn... still raining even though i asked politely... get the hell out of here!!!! u're ruining my lantern festival...

my final word

if i din make it pass thursday.. either on depression of doctor overburning my foot, or doctor accidentally pointed that laser on other parts of my body *touchwood touchwood...* ... or i tripped over my toe and fall straight to a vertical standing blade and had it pierced through my lungs.. *painful way of dying* ouchie~the below will be my final messages...

leongkawye : i'm more yeng than you... yeah~
siwei : you've got a gorgerous gf, so, stop whinning...
shin si : leongkaw no.2 where got leng zhai... yerh *high pitch*
pui si : not laughing with ur hair... but u look adorable in it..
kurt si : get a life man... don't be too overwhelmed over your gf... or too absorbed...
maxi : if i don't turn up on friday means i'm dead
xinyi : get a life gurl... don't be too obsessed wif ur bf... get more frenz
chi : study hard in US
jay : finish mee topple bowl
dog dog : thnx for the ride =>
jinn si : don emo too much, stay cute, study hard in UK
jia shinn : stay pretty... don't miss me too much...
Hau si : get me match sticks from scotland.. zut~
Seng : u're not impressing any gurls
JoJo : study hard... SPM is not everything... the real challenge begins in diploma
Fun : u're gonna regret for dropping math...
shuen : don't be a loner k~ go make frenz wif that cute acca gurl.. d a bit dark dark wan =>
Carmen : soli har... can't see u in melbourne in 2 years time...

Hmmmm~ that's about everyone... => i think... gua~

ISA arrest

wow... so, tiba tiba 3 person kena caught under ISA.. wuu~ and anytime soon, it'll be my turn... i think~ since i've got lotsa...errr.. 'seditious' posts... hmmm~ Ah Mad Is Mail shud be the one detained instead of people the likes of teressa and mr Journalists... and anytime soon, i guess they'll find my blog as well... wuu~ and see all those stuff i've ever blogged about... wuu~ see porks, read porks, listen porks.. wuu~ come get me...

sat-the-'wattafreak?? laser??'-day

cried in my sleep again... darn....
early in the morning, i put breakfast on your table~ yerh... went to look for another doctor this morning... coz the thingy on my foot, thnx to all my kicking and tripping over it, is behaving a bit..err... weird~ so leh, as the usual anxious-over-her-son's-condition mother, forced me to get out of bed early in the morning feeling that i've juz slept for 5 minutes *rub rub*.. then merajuk for a while lor... then at the clinic, mr skin speacialist took a look at my toe.. *shake shake* and said "young man, you've got wart" and i was like... "i've got wat? how i know wor??" then he said.. " no no no... its W-A-R-T... aka chicken eye" wuu~ then hor, he kinda suggested 3 ways to get rid of it,
1. using some acidic stuff (tried but failed)
2. freeze it (will have a gigantic blister in the end)
3. burn it and destroy it once and for all...using laser

and while me, agreeing on d 2nd, mommy, at that instant, booked the doctor for the 3rd.. darn~ where's my decision making power?? so leh, gonna go get my toe burn this thursday .:lets juz hope that my toe didn't end up like a cigarette butt::. aww... and lets hope that the laser din penetrate too far into my foot, to my balls, to my bladder, to my heart, up to my brains... darn~ and if that happens... my final word... "tell darling that i'll be home late for dinner"...

then went to mom's panel clinic to get a referral letter... great.. that doctor was... err... ermm... kinda old.. n grumpy... don care lar..

p/s : 2 dayz before Jinn leaving... hou sadty arrr.. hou sadty~ yerh*high pitch*

bye bye irene~

another person had juz flew out of malaysia.. juz lidat... =.= darn~ and hor, this person is suppose to be irene.. someone whom i treat like an older sis all this while... and eversince the begining of our A-LevelS... oh yes... ever since the very begining... the way i get to know her is a bit farnie actually.. its like...ermm.. i think when we're registering for dance club that time. shud be lar... then leh, from then on, she'll call me tommy zhai and i'll call her irene jie jie.. wuu~ make her sound older.. yeah~ and hor, she hor, only last nite that she sent this sms saying:-

"hey guyz, i'll be leaving for UK tomorrow... blah blah blah... best of luck for your future"

there's nothing about the message, but, its juz soo last minute!! darn~ cant do like junH? told everyone that he's leaving about a month before? haiz... donolar.. sobs* felt a big gap missing in me now.. for the begone-ing of junH, irene, and next, AH JINN!!! gosh~ haiz... donolar donolar... for the sake of future... then leh, irene called... smack right in the middle of the night... 12.00am .. on my phone lar, thats wat it says... then leh, keng gai for about 15 minutes.. coz kinda sleepy.. still having fatigue from sending JunH off.. hmm.. i suspect i got jet lag.. for getting to close to aeroplanes.. about 1 km from the nearest plane i suppose... till now.. still feeling sleepy.. even at work... count count count.. then, starting to get blur, then.. thud... on the calculator... wuu~ lucky got ppl to chat wif on msn.. can curi curi type.. ^^

then hor, tell you 1 thing about adults... those ego-freak-hypocrits... only know how to blame others... din think that wateva go wrong will be their fault... like my adelaide accomodation handbook... last time always ask her see she donwan, gv all those stupid reasons... and now, when she want, and i can't find it, she start saying stuff like "always ask you to bring it to me and din you din even bring it.. " wattafreak?? she's the 1 thats not interested to see everytime i bring it to her... great.... then hor, she tried her diversion technique "i've always asked you to list down the stuff you're gonna buy for when you go over... bet you din do at all!!" =.= this is the stupidest one... i've done it for quite sometime ago, the list hor, if put up straight, any minute can go taller than shinyee leh... dare blame me.. purlease, i'm 18, not 8... maybe 8 at times lar, but come to these stuff, i'm even more prepared than you neh.. wahaha~

p/s:ah jinn got her visa at last... after periods of emo-ing... and cursing herself... and gan jeong-ing... wuu~ haiz... i'll bu she de you if u go over... T.T study hard... don emo... remember weekends... *wink wink*

p/ps: saw YapYenYee .::a junior of mine which is of the same age as me, damn leng lui among the prefects of her term..wuu~ lotsa guyz interested in her, but too bad, i'm not.. wahaha~::. saw her waiting for bus... wuu~ and i think she waved at me.. hmmm~ donolar... but what is she doing here anyway?? don care lar...

911

before we begin... it's the anniversary 911 today.. a minute of silence to the lost souls who died believing that spiderman will come and rescue them...

50 seconds.....

30 seconds....

10 seconds...

now, lets see, i've got lotsa stuff to put in, but due to time constraint last nite, didn't manage to do anything... *sniff sniff*... with shinyee falling sick, junhau gone, dog quit his job before he even started, me working, karwye emoing and don wanna leave, xinyi soo obsessed with kurt or vice versa, max still in the empty restaurant, and jinn waiting anxiously for her visa... haiz.. things are happening all around us... nywayz, right to the thing that i wanna say...

pre-departure

lets see, left office at around 6.30, reaching kelana station to wait for Max~ wuu~ then muz wait for karwye sumore... yerh *high pitch* . . . what made him change his mind har?? hmmm~ then leh, wat was supposedly be a 3-man kinda trip... ended up with an 8-man entourage... which almost 90% of them had a change of heart at the last minute... namely those 3 gurls and wye wye... so leh, went to sunway lor, to meet up with the rest of them and to buy new batteries (my stupid batteries are not strong enough to hold up my cam) then leh, went medan, on the way there, dono who shouted shit, and i jumped.. =.= ended up with a bad landing and went toe first... groan.. hit my wound.. T.T so leh, go eat lor, then leh, went to pee and sambil check out my toe... darn... its all soaked with blood... grrrr~ wattaguan~

on the way there

so leh, its practically the blind leading the blind... with me+max+peace-bringer in a car, and the rest stuff in dog's car... so leh, we..erm.. kinda... got there alive... which is a good thing, then leh, called Hau, which is still at home watching astro.. wow... so leh, we kinda fooled around in KLIA, and leh, we kinda grouped on a tiny table outside McD... see shinyee standing (coz no more chair and that she cant fit into puiee's chair), run away knowing that she'll sit at my place (she won't sit if i offer it directly... wat a headache).. wuu~ and it works... so leh, went to borrow ms. s500i to play for a while... awww~ i still like the phone till now~

here comes junhau

there he comes, behind me... wuu~ carrying 3 bags... hmmm~ wonder will my bags be so little when its my turn to leave~ can't wait for that day...then leh, had fun camwhoring lor... snap here snap there... .:: i'm kinda cute::. then steal snap lor...

.::shin is kinda quiet for the whole evening... wonder why?? tell me why... W H Y ? ?

then leh, have group photo shots... until...a fat ass walked directly past the camera when its about to go off... =.= is she that blind?? hellooo~ even a deaf blind fellar can tell that we're snapping pics... then leh, individual group photo shoot ...wan go adi sumore disturb his favourite ..ermmm... dono wat u call it..fan? donolar... yerh*high pitch* ...

then leh, there we go..buaiz~

on the way back

hitch a ride in dog's car.. he din really drive that fast lar... 140km/h oni... so leh, went karwye back, then me, then, worrying that they might got lost... called shin... mana tau.. rech home adi.. say dono use wat short cut.. hmmm~ wonder if she really do know any...mmmmmmm~

confession of a great fren

junhau.. the earliest to spot a gam mou look in college... wuu~ that was way before jay ever turn his hair gold... wuu~ then leh, how did i know him adi arrr?? hmmm~ first impression of him.. lalazhai~ wuu~ but i was wrong... yeah~ of coz i was... oh yeah, first time, during orientation, saw him hanging out with karwye.. yeah~ that time both of them like all those fan zhai oni..

then leh, as time goes by, we started having outings together as a group... from going all the way to Klang for that stupid moral studies thingy, to pillow fight in his bungalow... jk jk... still remember why i likes sitting in his car so much.. he's suppose to be the safest driver of all k... with 0.5 record of accident.. din crash anything before... woo~ since jay got kena saman, shyan jen got kena bang backside before, max oso got accident once... and of course, me, who's accident free except for someone who come bang me.. asshole...

then leh, we went genting, PD, redang, and some other places together... missed out on the bentong though... haiz... and now, he's going off!!! to somewhere far far away up north (take a plane and go all d way north, don stop until u go past the ice caps in the artic) to pursue his dreams... wuu~ T.T sob* sob*

nywayz, damn sleepy now, gonna sleep.. tata..

p/s:juz came back from song ji-ing... pui n shin turned up in the end... dono why.. gurls are weird... seriously.. weird...

pp/s: puiee almost cried...wahaha

this post shall reveal itself to the worthy ones

grrrr.... damn frustrated.... its all because of gurls... now officially the most MF creature in the entire universe as quoted in the Daily Tomxx... they're like chain reaction i tell you.... and the reaction is easily triggered by another gurl easily... volatile i'll put it... darn~ and for them... love is everything... love is above GOD, love is above country, love is above friends, love is above... everything!!! freak~ this is juz getting more frustrating than ever... feel like swearing here... freak freak freak... grrrrrrrr~ don care lar... i'm not gonna send off anyone else... other than Jinn.. that 1 oso through phone... the most normal gurl i've ever seen... given that shinyee is not there lar... haiz.. donolar.... don care lar...

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! this shall be the last~我不管了啦!!!

p/s:gurls can be a hell of a procrastinator at times... don't wan juz say donwan lar... whats the point of going a big round beating around the bush leh?? wats the point?? u tell me u tell me??? grrr.... and you do know that beating around the bush with me is a waste of time... i can see through that in a matter of microseconds... fine..~

twist-day

dono shud consider today a lucky or unlucky day... deng lar... such a mixed up day...

good day
the good day part leh, is having lunch with leng luis instead of si lais... wuu~ thats a good change at least... and that was before i kena ffk by some dumb dumb fellars... then leh, in the afternoon... got my offer from UNSW ... gosh~ offer letter oni ma.. damn long sumore... =.= 7 pages... chi sin wan arr... it'll be sufficient by juz saying 'congratulations... u're accepted' instead of an entire page of how u evaluate me and why u accept me... anywayz, this is not really the university i'm looking forward for... more interested in adelaide anyway... wuu~ so, here's my good day

bad day
the bad day... ehem ehem... begins with ~when this begun~ the retard stomping in with her sunglasses like she's a superstar .::i've shifted to a place next to her's... thanx to kai-ma inheriting that place to me::. and hor, her perfume is damn... ewwwww... mixture of raw palm oil+16 wheeler lorry lubricant+rafflesia juice... gross... then leh, every half an hour,without fail, sure call once wan... deng~ damn annooooying... and talking about internship with the company as a civil engineeer... grrr... WHICH PART OF I DON'T WANNA BE A CIVIL ENGINEER THAT DON'T SHE UNDERSTAND!!! then leh, that's the bad part lor... and aside for people running light... nothing is bad enuf to spoil my, otherwise, great day...

anyway, tell you people sumthing hor, really feel like slapping some people lor... grrr~

mon-wattafreak-day

to ah jinn si and shin si... and of course, pui si as well... do not press .::ctrl A::. for others, you may do so =>

wattafreak... even when go home so darn early this month, you porks still manage to cause some of the most terrible jams in history.. wattafuck man... jam until toll gate oso got wan.. darn.. are you guyz soo darn tired for not eating for juz half a day?? and after a sumptuous meal in the morning? you people are freaking me out, causing much distress to the people, especially me... motherfucker sone and daughter of bitches...

this morning hor, had the greatest shock of my life... the person that i'm suppose to be replacing, turned up!!! gosh, then kick me to the very edge of the office.. the most hidden corner... deng~ but its near the window lar... can see lotsa scenery+gap lui wuu~ and there it is, my horoscope of the day.. err... forgot wat, but kinda accurate wan... flip into thestar newspaper.. section 2.. 2nd last page, look under cancer... yeah~ thats the one... anywayz, its official!!! i'm gonna go home all on my own on friday!!! coz little sis has tuition at 6.15... so leh, thnx to the jam these dayz [bbq pork] she'd missed class once, so, mommy is not gonna gv her a chance to miss class anymore... and like what Sam Waikiki (the transformer guy but i can't spell his name yet) said 'no sacrifice, no victory' so, the victory=sis going for tuition, and the sacrifice, me coming home all on my own... wow... fair trade...not... all thanx to jam ... [roasted pork].. and jam along [suckling roasted pork] ... and so, the journey from uptown to puchong... shud be an agonising one... oh yes it will... lets see, first and foremost, gotta hitch a bus from uptown... all the way to any LRT station... ehem ehem, if the Tmn Bhg bus comes first, i'll go down KL, go Petaling Street and walk walk first only come back... wuu~ its been a long time... then leh, if Kelana Jaya bus comes first, i shall be thronging Pyramid again... yeah~ wanna go F.O.S this time.. to stock up for new year... =.= its still a long time away.. well, sediakan payung sebelum hujan rit?? => nywayz, since PJ street is pork free [bbq pork in sweet sauce] wuu~ its not call chinatown for nothing =>

sun-ny-but-boring-day

for the first time of the month, i've complained of bored... woke up at around 11 sumthing, then go boring boring for a while... walked around and after lunch, go back to sleep.. wat a boring life...haiz... and since the newspaper oso like.. full of politics these dayz... darn~ this country is soo full of politics while me, juz thinks that politics are juz bullshit... and the same goes for our politicians... in an average star newspaper mainpart hor... at least lar... at least only.. 1/3 of it are about politics... while the others, tiny tiny news like dono where got flood or sumthing... and leh, no offense to those of other state, but i still think that selangor is the best when it comes to politics... din talk nonsense... only do work.. unlike penang, racist+digging old files+claiming to be the next prime minister, perak, no more alcohol+gambling or sumthing.. and the lists goes on... damn sien lar... nywayz, 3 more dayz before ah hau fly away...不管留下多少眼泪~ and ah jinn si will be gone in 9 dayz... thats a bit more than a week... hou sadty arrr... hou sadty~ and leong kaw will be gone 10 dayz after jinnsi... yerh~ hou sadty arrr....

the all new dictionary of s5s4

welcome to the all new dictionary of s5s4... a compilation of everyone's all time favorite word and nickname.. yeah yeah~ zut!!

names
yao ger : mr yong
au jiong: jun hau
leong kaw ye: kar wye
Force: kurt and xinyi
tau fu: chin loong
thomasi @ tommy zhai: me
fish: nick
potato: shyan jen
god: xinyi
earthworm: me
hao pen you: ching hsien
da jie: ah shuen
si gei lou:jay

phrase
wattaguan:wattafreak
tataguan: *god knows wat it means*
zut zut: goodnite, nei hou leng zhai, aiyer, (. . .) *no meaning*
yerh *high pitch*: yer~ y u lidat wan~
mmmmmmmm~: mmmmmmmm
elegant : stuck in ur ass and throw out ur chest
sei bin tai: sucker+sampat
si duo gam fa: me+hau+jinn+shin
mm duo gamfa: me+hau+wye+shin+jinn


and many more~

sat-the-farewell-day

breaking news!!! : I'm tall3r than SHUEN!!! OMG~ i think its my shoe... hmmm... cant be ler. my shoe quite low ma... and hor, wye wye wear specs leh!! wuu~





its farewell for s5s4 people... wuu~ with some 神秘嘉宾 which are suppose to attend today... wuu~ so leh, the main people to say goodbye are AhHau, Jinn Si, SuShan and LeongKawYe.. wuu~ while the 神秘嘉宾, mr Tan J.J, still as yeng as ever.. and look like panda as ever... and chiashing is suppose to be here today, but hor, ffk in the end... nywayz, went SecretRecipe, booked 15 tables (those who turned up less than that ammount..as usual).. so leh, eat eat lor... and go eat ice cream after that... nothing special lar.. juz like any ordinary day... and hor, this is the first time, in any ordinary weekend, that Secret Recipe is empty!! almost empty actually.. wuu~ normally there would be people streaming to order cakes or sumthing... so leh, after that, went for a movie lor... since i've adi ask wye sui to book ticket for me.. so leh,lets not waste his effort... tq har wye sui...

actually hor, its not that farnie oni lor... not not farnie at all lar... but not so farny oni lor... nywayz, its another educational movie i sould say... *i won't break anything about that movie*... so leh, went to the cinema with jinnsi n yeesi lor... and leh, they actually cried watching it!! omg~ gosh gosh gosh~ this is my first time anyway =P wuu~ and leh, laughing in cinema... is from listening to jinn n yee laughing anyway.. well.. u know lar.. both of them, even nothing farnie oso.. will still laugh after they start laughing wan... hmmm~ donolar... but hor, kids, i highly recomment that you people watch this show especially those bai ga zhai... hmmm~ but leh, i do admit that, i did laugh, at the end of show lar=> thats the farnie part anyway.. wuu~ really lar, if wan watch leh, juz enter after the show ends... yeah~ anywayz, credit got to be given for their 3D animations.. waliao.. damn geng oso leh... not bad not bad.. clap clap clap...

wuu, anywayz, today will be the last time i'll ever see jinn again for this year... zut~ so leh, ah Jinn si... go there leh, don be so blur arrr.. after kena buli, remember to be elegant... wuu~ zut zut.. u'll be missed =>

ah hau don jealous please... gonna see u again this wednesday to send you off ... wuu~

nothing happen... seriously

nothing exceptional really happen today... seriously!! really~ don believe??? can ask Thom, dogxx and even tomxx... really.. nothing happen!! unless u're considering me visiting ji muis in monash as sumthing really special?? nothing lar.. its juz my monthly visit => seriously... nothing special happen today... really... nywayz, din catch the news today... and it'll be better if i don't go read the newspaper as well.. coz... politics is juz stupid...

quoting TheStar "Bukit Bendera Umno division chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail has refused to apologise over his racist remark calling the Chinese community “immigrants who do not deserve equal rights”.".... well well well... u're getting onto my nerves.... and i mean it... what do you mean that you din do anything wrong?? huh huh?? as if a piece of pork like you can simply shoot insult at higher class species like us... you lower-than-cow-poo standard piece pork... now you think that you're damn bloody powerful lar now??? you've only got a bungalow... and i'm sure that you've received lotsa under table money before this... bloody crap... should go to the mosque more often to cleanse your sins.. as if that's enough... and even if you do apologise... like anyone will juz say "forget about it lar".. lidat... asshole...

nywayz, went for a laptop hunt today, found karwye's laptop, and there's this price tag that says 3750... =.= and the fun part is that, we actually 'WAH!!!' at the shop keeper and he thought that we thought that its cheap leh.. then hor, he continued 'this price is promotional price lar~ normally its over 4000 wan...." dumbass... thought that we're really that dumb arrr.. helloooo... all of us know that it juz cost 3499 bucks... and karwye actually bought it for 3500 with its ram upgraded... darn~ and when one of us told him that, wahaha~ can see him no face adi.. wuu~dai sei lar.. for cheating us, we oso kinda pro in comp stuff wan u know.... yerh*high pitch*

Association of Pretty Executive Xtra (APEX)

wow... you people know what??? USM has been granted APEX University status!!! omg omg omg omg!!! *btw, what does apex means anyway??* and the biggest joke in the world, USM is to get into the top 50 universities in the world!! omg~ thats the biggest joke in the world!!! *not funny* wahahaha~ no offence to USM graduates out there, but, thinking that USM will get into the top 50 in the world, is something that's almost impossible... with the tidak-apa attitude finding its solace in the mentality of the administration of USM and kiasuness spreading faster than SARS, achieving that is close to impossible... well, this is the truth isn't it?? with the porky egoness sky high at the moment, speaking of even completing a single mega project, ie scrubbing the penang beach clean off mud and slime, is even considered fat fetched... wat more can THEY ask for?? a world class universities?? u're nuts... don't you see why universities graduates like those from UiTM (not shooting anyone) don't get high pay unless they bribe their way up?? well, its because of them resisting even a bit of competition!! a prove that they're more kiasu than our neighbours... wuu~

and next,saw in the news, a mother questioning why police muz shoot to kill her darling son in a shootout... =.= do we need to explain this?? oso so so dei wan... its not call a shootout for nothing... if the police don't kill him, he'll kill them.. well... its juz dumb, she shud juz appreciate that the police take her son out for her...

yerh.. why are my post sooo emo today har...hmmm... maybe its caused by the fact that FIR WILL BE HAVING THEIR CONCERT ONLY IN NOVEMBER 29TH!!!! and worse of all... ITS IN GENTING!! FREAK!!! yerh *high pitch* have to go genting again...and worse of all... going there to watch alone.. groan.. coz i know you sure can't go wan... eventhough its the semester break, but, ur parents sure wont let ler.. since she's not around at that time... hor?? haiz~

r15inG T!D3

dono why.. all of a sudden, this kinda weird feeling is rising over me like a tide... so, i'll name it TheRisingTide... haiz... flip through the adelaide booklet again (can't find my adelaide accomodation booklet!!! grrr~).. and suddenly, like what i've said earlier, there's this feeling that's rising over me, casting dark shadow over the grounds, with an eerie glow around it, (7th month had juz past) threatening to engulf everything that's in its path... and its path.. is my future... darn... i hate making difficult decisions... getting more n more emo (thanx to all d emo songs in my playlist... stupid media player kept jumping to all those songs)... gosh~

decision I
leave for australia and don't turn back... though i get to come back once every year(i'll choose winter), but, have to leave again after the hols... god~ and wats more, going over, means leaving everything behind, including my beloved...~... computer, my bed, jimuiz, hengdaiz, particularly shinyee,puiee,siwei,kurt,xinyi,shuen, jojo and of coz, yoke fun... (mostly my correspondent of my smses and msn) .. and the reason why people enter colleges, is to socialise... and now... the after effect of socialising... lotsa frenz... but.. gonna leave them.. wats d point leh~ and wats more.. gonna waste abour half a million over there... but, i can get that ammount back in 5 years... no prob... well, that's the good thing of going over there => high pay... and to kick start my dreamz.. 100 things to do before i die...

decision II
stay here and continue to slug in the standstill pace of the malaysian community (no offence)... stay here, get to go out wif frenz... but, being the victim of malaysia style of education system... yeah.. juz what i need to end my dreams... though i wont earn big bucks here, but, at least, i'm most happee where i am ~ memoriez flowing almost everywhere... memoriez of all 18 years... but muz miss out the chance of kangaroo watching, shark-eat-people observing, penguin baiting, koala hugging.... haiz..

donolar donolar... don't ask me anything and i won't answer anyting.. HOU FAN ARRRR!!!! its between money+future+dreamz vs frenz+family... haiz... sumthing like what shuen said a while (few weeks) ago... damn~ WATTAGUAN!!! (from somewhere deep in my brain... can hear shinyee's voice saying "nei dou so so dei ge" and jinn's voice "zut nei arrr").. =.= gosh... going crazy.. thanx to the influence of the full moon .:: fact of the day:its still a cresent moon out there ::.

the 170th post!!

woo~ after about 1 year of hardwork after years of abandon-ship~ i've finally managed it!!! the 170th post!!! wow~ geng leh~ omg~ after months of openly pouring a quarter of my soul into it.. including lotsa racist stuff in it.. yeah~ dai go zhai ler~ sobs... aiming for 300 post next.. wuu~ feel soo proud.. wahaha~ nolar nolar...

dayz' post
for the first time in many years, i've finally notice that malaysia kinda has lotsa cars... darn,... especially on highway during the fasting period... its not like the cars had gone a little fast-er, would appreciate it if they really did go faster, but, instead of going fast-er, they go slower =.= .. all thanx to their hungry drivers.. no strength i suppose... grr... and hor, thanx to a dumb dumb champagne coloured vios who crashed head on into saga(whose butt remain intact) thus clogging the entire road.. wow... this is the first time that a proton manage to KO a vios... gosh~ a toyota car could remain intact (minus d mirror) even if it crashed head on into a longkang... don care lar.. but the main reason behind the jam in LDP.. its because of that stupid accident...

and hormkept thinking that its tuesday today.. hmm.. all thnx to monday=holiday... and gonna go on leave soon.. friday.. yeah~i need a break once in a while anyway... and hor, next week onwards, the person whom i'm suppose to be substituting, will be back!! omg~ have to pindah rumah... to kaima's place... or shud it be, ex kaima's place...wuu~ can catch some really nice scenery from that place(the reason why i always hang out there), hidden from everyone (can sms more often), hidden from sun (no reflection glaring back at you), and its away from the boss!! yeah~ but the bad thing is, its really hidden leh.. wattafreak~

deal's-day

again... woke up half way on the journey to work juz to find myself moving pass that row of building opposite Kelana LRT station.. wuu~ seriously lar... don't look alike lor... yerh *high pitch* ... then later, when i'm kinda boring-ing in d office... jinn was like 'thestar got ur name... zut~' or sumthing lidat => awww... cant really immitate her anyway.. wuu~ then hor, went to the newspaper abandoned nearby lor... flip flip flip... wow!!! found my name~ wuu~ along wif everybody elses' name... cheh~ i thought something else.. since i've participated in this competition... ceh~ ceh~

personal thought:
'kai ma shud be starting on her new job as a Head of Department today.. hmm~ working in a place flooded in nutrigen and swarmed with mammee.. imagine a fish bowl filled with nutrigen with cereal like mammee in it... hmmm~ dono lar... gonna be a sad month from now on...'

men-day

slept only at about 3 am... woo~ not the first time though.. hv been up later than this before... and hor, this time, mom came out and kinda scolded... wuu~ for staying up for too late... wat to do, thnx to dumb dumb limewire.. take me forever to download some songs... >.< then hor,kinda slept for a while, woke up again at around 4.. dono why.. roll here roll there... can't sleep.. so leh, ended up taking out my accomodation handbook and see d sceneries in it.. wu~ then leh, go back to rolling around.. and fainted at about 6... hmmm~ wonder why.. then leh, in the afternoon, nothing better to do, go take out mr yong's notes.. and recopied all my further math notes only to notice that.. i don even understand my own writing =.= damn sad lar... must be blur blur go write wan... sei lor.. so leh, muz dig from my reserve back... gosh~ then leh, write write... fell asleep... =.= and there mommy came, back from Thomas & Guys... with her new hairstyle.. =.= and worse of all... d cute gurl who cut mine did her hair!!! omg~ and sumore say there's another gurl today thats kinda hot... deng lar... missed the fun... and i blame it all on.... my toe... yeah~

this is juz sick

quoting thestar, 31 august 2008 article on "Ahmad didn’t mean it, says Abdullah".. "as the Chinese were only immigrants it was impossible to achieve equal rights amongst races"

juz a reply to the Ahmad guy.. well well well... do you think that without us, Chinese, ur country will be where it is now?? do u think that you'll have fluorished economy?? do u think that you'll have enuf vegetables to go around?? do you think that you'll have genting highlands?? do you think that you'll have tin mines?? do you think that you'll have kuala lumpur?? do you think that you'll have a busy penang?? do you think that you'll have Bandar Sunway?? and this is juz the tip of the ice berg.. come on dude... all the above, only exist because of us!! chinese!!! and you know wat?? ur race doesn't really originated from here either.. u guyz migrated from indonesia for ur info... and juz bcoz u guyz duplicates faster than us doesnt mean that you ppl have d biggest rights over this piece of land. and wat do u mean taht we're immigrants?? hello... most of us are born here,pig....

and to the opposition leader, juz keep quiet please... i don need any reminder of what've you done in the past... which is nothing different from this guy...