Work day.8

in the morning... damn gek man... nearly screwed up some 3 million bucks worth of business... NOOOOOOOO~ its all thanx to steel bars... damn lar... if only the government prevent the price increase of those stuff... price may increase any second... and it will never decrease... damn fair rit?? nywayz, today in office super blur... wasnt sure of everything i'm doing and began threading very carefully over my work.. and repairing my mistakes... and there goes my morning... and hor,there's this kind of health check thing.. and everyone was talking over how the 2 hensem doctors suck their blood out.. woo~ scary... not interested... too bad... and hor, during lunch.. finally found out the source of all the hotchicks around that area... they're from the IACT ( institute of Advertisment and Communication Technology or sumthing) juz a few steps away... kinda bump into a whole host of them during lunch.. and trust me... Taylor is no match for this tiny little college... then hor, my lunch came the last.. waliao... first to call... last to eat.. damn sad lar... and during lunch.. there's this smoker nearby.. juz a few seats away.. wattahell man.. is he like blind? people eating here he smoking away... feel like juz slapping him.. and hor,I'm not the only person arund who hates smokers... even Venus, who turned over to me n " yi dou hou chau arrrr.... got people smoking"~ woo.. see that see that.. proof that everyone hates smokers... but hor, her perfume kinda counter-react with the smoke smell.. so leh,its not that bad.. LOL~

nywayz, its kinda tiring today... dono why... haiz... its juz the 8th day.. i've got like 12 more dayz to go... waliao.. until then... sei lor... i'll juz have to slave through~

Work day.7

without noticing it, i'm adi at work for 1 working week... wow.. seriously.. time rally flies.. and its more than a month ever since we had the time of our life (or izit juz me) in Redang.. T.T kinda misses everyone again... haiz... and in juz another blink of eye, it may already be the 11th of august... the dreaded day... don care lar.. wats done is done...

nywayz, went to the 'Medan' again for lunch.. tried the Chee Cheong Fun there... and Venus was like "wah!!! yesterday eat today eat again??" and I was like... kinda forgotten what i ate yesterday "err... juz wanna compare the YongTauFoos" <> then she was like "hmmm.. next time bring you to another place that has YongTauFoo for u to compare..." woo~ but really lar, the chee cheong fun here.. is kinda... err.. cant say weird... its like.. different than the other chee cheong funs that i've eaten thus far... cant really tell wat taste izit.. but reminds me of the...ermmm... err... sugar malt?? yeah~ then hor,today, there's this group of hot chicks that dono come from where that invaded the medan today... wow~ too bad lar, din stare for long coz mommy's fren (another secretary) was staring at me.. so leh, muz be back my guai zhai lor... showing my cute innocent face~

nywayz,this saturday... for the sake of playing badminton, i've juz ffk-ed LEOPJI this saturday... woo~ damn wei da rit?? and hor, there's installation at DJ on saturday as well.. imagine all those cute gurls there... woo~ but too bad, for badminton again... i ffk-ed them~ aiyer.... all for the sake of badminton... woo~

donolar... but really looking forward to saturday.. ANYONE ELSE COMING!?!?!

p/s : browsing through the Adelaide brochures now... T.T I have this bad feeling that says that i'm not going to Singapore at all... perhaps sumwhere further!! NOOOOO~ and hor... OMG~ i'm suppose to be doing research of that place.. and GOD~ i still don't get everything the brochure says...

Work day.6

started my day by spotting some migratory birds on their migratory paths =.= really wert... seriously, its migratory birds leh~ how did i know that? well... first and foremost, they're not crows nor pigeon nor sparrow nor swallow... and hor, they resemble the bird in Kungfu Panda leh... the furious five thingy.. remember??? (tried to upload but failed again... darn) i think its call a stork... or izit stalk?? donolar.. my english is going down the drain anyway... then hor, heard that you can actually see ur destiny in the birds' fly path.. so leh, tried looking at =.= 4 birds or so flyng.. see wat ler... then hor, heard that police road block are set up all over KL steming the flow of people into the city... erhem erhem.. lets get serious...

tell you what, police are setting up barriers along the way is thanks to the "demo" which will take place at parliament... which did not take place... and here is the reality, thanks to the blocks... traffic jams are blooming all over the place faster than mushrooms. And lets face it, even if you block every road leading to the city, those demo-freaks can still get through dorks... there're stuff like LRTs and stuff... like you can stop them if they wanna demo.. and thanks to those jams.. people arrived late for work damn it.. you thought we don have to work lar?? we grow vegetables behind our intermediate city houses lar?? come one... how can ONE be that shortsighted.. and with petrol price being 2.70/litre.. you know how much these bloody road blocks had caused me??!?!? bloody hell... and to you demo(s) you all so damn free hor??? use ur brains a bit wont hurt will it?? wan demo oso demo on weekends lar... and to the government... stop squabbling and start working.. we don't pay you to fight each other you know...

nywayz... went for lunch today... woo~ go yong tau foo~ leh~ and its kinda... err ... costed me 10 bucks.. T.T waliao... then hor, as usual lor.. working still suck... haiz...

oh great~

wow...today.. went TohYuan,PJ Hilton for lunch today... and kinda ate dimsum buffet... ermmm.. its not all dimsum lar... got all sot of weird stuff like oyster arrr, code fish arrr, herbal chicken (kinda sucky) arrrr, squid arrrrr, octopus arrr (the 1 we ate at Sheraton for Prom), and jely fish... woo~ so leh, waliao... beh tahan.. collected a mountain of food from various plates... OMG~ and seriously.. really damn a lot.. but forgot to take photos.. haiz... the only photo that i've managed to snap is through my phone... hmmm~ but thnx to this dumb dumb blog.. i cant upload it.. wattaguan~ anywayz,nothing much about that lunch.. juz ate super lots of food.. including kuai lin gou... which is super bitter... ewwwwww~ and then hor,after all that stuffing.. sis kinda found some longan.. u know u know ... and start bringing lots of them to the table.. then leh, mommy, decided to steal some.. =.= me of coz... kinda.. escaped.. but sis, with her jacket, is forced to stuff them all down her pocket.. wahahaha~ dai sei lar.. ownself go cari pasal...

then later in the day.. have to teach again... sobs* and this time.. went through work&energy, radioactive and errr... quantum physics?? and hor, i dare say.. my brain... is a type of radioactive material... and its decaying with half life of 1 second... T.T and its random decay too... woo~ and now since my head is almost empty and that light can go across it easily... i'm so screwed... when i enter uni... i'll be like a sucker in the hall with empty heads... sei lor... and the worst is, i think i screwed her up as well... NOOOOOOOO~

what A day..

woke up in the morning... after some 10 hours worth of sleep(still not enuf)... was kinda blur... and whole body aching~ ouchie~ thnx a lot to a week of intensive working.. and time kinda dont wait for me.. watler... like this buta buta 1 week gone... and the day to A2 result day is kinda close~ and today... can't go out jalan jalan coz hor mommy's fren's daughter will be coming over.. T.T coz hor... she wants me to teach her physics wor~ okielar.. this is what happen yesterday.. on the way home from work...

"(all of a sudden in the car) boy arrrrr.... tomorrow my friend will be coming over har... and hor... her daughter, Jolene will be bringing over her text book along... and i want you to teach her physics..."
"(blur for a while) orrr.... okielar...(then when i actually absorb what she said) WHAT!!! ME!?!?! u serious???"
"yup... and she will dump her daughter there and go shopping...(say until damn selamba)"
"huh? seriously??? i dono how to teach wan wor... and my physic super sucky (which is true)... how to teach leh???"
"aiya.... juz explain to her what she dono oni lar... teach her a bit k??? (sound a bit like xinyi)"

so leh,woke up in the morning... kinda expect yesterday was juz a dream... haiz... sei lor.. i scared that i'll screw her up~ anyway, went to tuition centre today(my old tuition centre) to look for the principle.. coz.. my sister(which is a good for nothing brat) suck in her studies!!! and gonna kick her for tuition soon... hmmm~ its timely to kick her there now... than to let her suck any longer.. she's still my sis anyway.. if she continue suck-ing, then me will very 'sia sui' wan leh~ but,went there.. din open.. so zha dao lar..

then in the afternoon... while working on the plan that i've figured out last nite.. taking a leaf out of yingzhi's style... she came!!! i mean.. they came!!! OMG~ then went down..saw her,Jolene.. hmmm... din recognize her at first.. a gurl with boyish looks... woo~ paisehlar... then start teaching her about Kinematics.. which i'm like super familiar now thnx to mr Lee's SUVAT formula... then tought her the exactly same way lor... then taught about force... about Newton's Third Law... woo~ sumthing about errr... force exerted forward has the same force with same magnitude in the opposing direction will be exerted.. or wateva... donolar... then hor... talked continuously for like.. errr... 3 hours?? then leh.. no voice adi... haiyo.. chiong k oso better lar~ hor~ and then hor, he ironic part is that... i've got to repeat the whole routine tomorrow!!! again!! NOOOOOOOOO~ sei lor... now no voice adi... how tot each leh.. and now hor, i kinda understand why lecturers are paid soo much.. coz they can drone on and on continuously.. none stop.. ( clap clap) which is impressive... woo~

oh yeah, i'm not paid to teach... juz teach cause mommy asked.. so leh, when she say i very very tak taat that time.. i can always dig this up!! yeah...

Work day.5

with juz a blink of an eye... 5 dayz=1 working week had since passed.. woo~ and some people namely Shin Pui siwei kurt Jay is adi 1 week into their uni life... woo~while mine haven't even started... damn sad man... and ah shuen is adi like dono how many years in ACCA... and ah chi has left us for...errr.. din keep track.. paiseh lar.. and au jiong n Jinn has left Malaysia for UK for like... ermmm.... 3 or 4 dayz har?? cant remember... haiz.. trust me.. time flies when u least expected it... its juz like 2 dayz ago that i'm still in redang.. and yesterday that we're still camping in ah Hau's bungalow... haiz... damn emU man....

nywayz,today, nothing special in the morning except screwing up an account... really wert... damn lotsa numbers... see until eye oso blur ler... but got it rit in the end.. yeah~ then afternoon, boss blanja lunch!! woo~ went secret recipe-ing... not bad wan actually if u don consider the tiny bones stuck in the chicken chop as life threatening... and then went jalan jalan around that square area for a while... wat to do, lunch for 2 hours.. i oso dono how to spend... then mai went back lor... n continue wif that super huge stack of invoices... start calculating again... OMG~ kinda screwed up again~ have a feeling that i kinda keyed in the wrong number... hmmm~ stupidlar.. damn blur today.. muz be last nite... stayed up too late.. thnx to some people who won't go sleep eventhough she has classes the next day =.= so leh, in conclusion.. nothing wrong today besides some technical glitches...

p/s : DON MSN ME DURING OFFICE HOURS

Work day.4

went breakfast-ing at somewhere called Village Park... its my first time there anyway, kinda near the dimsum place.. woo~ and its sumwhere around uptown... nywayz, as usual... boring-ing in the morning right up to lunch... woo~ damn sian lar.. nothing to do... then until lunch.. went lunching alone today~ T.T nothing lar.. i'm a loner anyway.. haiz.. i'm destined to be this way.. then went McD today... since one of McD's office is there, one might naturally expect the food there to be different as well... donolar... its still the same to me~ so leh, out of boredomeness, i've made a monument out of my leftover fries!! woo~ but its kinda low.. i'll make it taller next time.. yeah...

so leh after lunch, went up again... lift door open *ting went out...boss n Venus (jie jie) standing there waiting for the lift down... woo.. kinda scary.. din expect to bump into them there... then all of a sudden:

Venus: aiya!! sori har~ forgot about y adi lar juz now... really really sori har~

me:nvm lar nvm lar nvm lar =.=

Venus: its okie, i'll bring you to secret recipe tomorrow...

Boss: yeah~ we'll book place now..

me: @.@ u can actually reserve place in SR?

Venus: dono... try try n see ler~

then, all of a sudden, she turned up!! out of nowhere!! waliao.. damn scary ler~ and walked pass me.. and then, all of a sudden, she turned around!! wattaguan~ and start bombarding me wif nonsense,

She: hey Tom, u're interested in IT rit? why not go take a ..errr... wat do u call it??... Diploma in IT? (she saw me keying data into the PC and thought that i'm interested in IT)

me: err hi, actually, if i take an IT course,then i'll be wasting my A-Level

she: yeah, but you need a base.. why not take Degree in IT

me: err, i AM interested in IT fields, but i don plan on pursuing this field

she:yeah... but you need the base ma...

me: errr... i don plan to pursue in this field any further...

she:oh.. wat course are you itnerested in

me:engineering

she:why not take masters in IT?? (swt) what field are you interested in?? i've made a website once for this american and she paid me RM 180 for it... (like i care)

me: wow.. RM 180

she: its a really simple one u know... and I used Fireworks to make it

me: you USED FIREWORKS to make ur site?? and not dreamweaver??

she: do you know that fireworks, dreaweaver and flash are the 3 products thats like kinda set?(eyes bulging)

me: (shut up already) but i still prefer photoshop to edit graphics

she:wont it be very slow??? unlike fireworks thats fast...

me: err... depends on ur comp actually..

blah blah blah.. can't remember wat happened... and its like damn long.. stupid ler~and then,walked into the office..right in front of me..

she:aiya.. i feel very very dizzy now.. like i'm gonna faint.. what shud i do!! (mind you,she was like wailing.. wth man)

me: maybe u shud juz take a seat

and i juz walked off~ woo.. damn cool man me~ and then, she staggered back into her place

she: OMG!! I'm soo dizzy!!! (wailing all the way, grabbed a phone and called someone which i think is her doctor) blah blah blah.. i'm SOO SOO DIZZY NOW!!! IF I CONTINUE DOING MY WORK I'LL FAINT HERE!!!! RIGHT ON MY DESK!!! NO NO NO!!! I'VE A LOT OF JOB TO DO AND I'M SUPPOSE TO FINISH THIS IN 15 MINUTES!!! AND I HAVENT FINISH THIS IN HALF A DAY!!! (oh yeah, that 15 minutes thingy, i did it under 10 minutes...)

waliao...tell u har...she's like... wanted the whole office to know that she's screwed up or sumthing... damn loud man... i bet d'BOSS can hear her from his own room which is quite a distance away... woo~ and hor, can someone as dizzy as that shout and talk that loud?? eXKUZE ME??? its so obvious that she's juz trying to get out office lar... wattafreak man~ and she haven done half the things that she's suppose to do before lunch... whereas me.. finished my entire day's work in like half a day.. stupid lar...

then in the evening... get bombared by questions again... OMG~ aas usual.. mother's frenz~ OMG~ y is she like soo famous here leh?? and that cause me, to kena the akibat...then they all like talk talk talk and tiba tiba.... " hey Tom, how old are you har??? " then i was like... ermmm "18?" "wow.. so young~" and then.. they mai continue talk talk lor.. about their kids.. and how they would become at the age of 18.. ZOMG~ and when i was about to leave... then one of them Lynette was like " hey Sally(mom's fren) ur son in law is going off" and i was like " HAR???" then they juz laugh... n i juz.. walked out.. omg~ wat a day man~

p/s: my forth toe on my left leg kinda hurt in the morning.. ouchie~ i think its coz my nail kinda cut into my flesh.. T_T torturous man~