Quote of the day
Chua Soi Lek : sex vcd made me wiser . . . -Quote "The Sun"
Post of the day
hooray~ its identified!!! the virus attacking me, is flu itself.. woohoo ~(nuts) ~ nothing to be worry of.. it takes more than an army of flu(s) to bring me down.. muahahaha~ maybe two will do the job.. hmmm~ nywayz, saw something really interesting in The Sun this morning, a huge headline in there saying "Sex VCD Made Me Wiser.. " by Chua Soi Lek... wow... thats.. surprising... seriously.. how did it made him wiser har? anyone with that VCD? borrow me so that i can turn wiser... purleaseeeeee~ cant believe i'm saying this... i don watch porn wan k.. i'll even seal my eyez with duck tape if he is to perform right in front of me (imagine his dried shrewed up .... dangling) gross~
then leh, in the afternoon, in Star Two.. an article.. that attracted my interested almost at once... an article on masturbation, ... you know the rest.. gosh, thats my first ever sex education article ever.. omg~ and seriously, its interesting.. wuu~ i'm so gonna frame that article up.. oh yeah~
deep down in me
got my CoE today.. for some reason, half of me is kinda reluctant to leave.. while the other half, couldn't wait for that day.. haih~ hou fan arrrr~ backing out now is still an option.. its still not too late.. but still.. haih~ hou fan arrr~ before getting that, half of me secretly wished that they'll reject me.. but now.. the same half.. is hoping that my visa application will be rejected.. grrrr~
p/s : someone said this to me today "you understand mandarin" and add the surprised tone in it.. =.=" freak.. u find 1 chinese dialect that i don understand wan i call u uncle... and hor, since i'm non-chinese educated, everyone has been treating me like a banana.. and force themselves to converse wif me in english.. deng~ u bring me to a k-box and challenge me for mandarin songs lar.. i'm so gonna gv u a run for ur money man~
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