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One day, an Ah Beng entered Lisa's iPhone. It created a lot of havoc. It immitated Michael jackson and freaked out all the nearby pathetic emo people that came rushing out from their fax machines. Garfield came along to investigate, and then decided to pinch Buckingham Palace to try and stop ah Beng. It failed miserably, but luckily Lisa had a spongebob plush toy and jumped into action. He/She ate toy poodles and happily, ah beng began to order double mocha espresso extra creame lattes from Starbucks. The pathetic emo people were happy and Frankenstein was eventually exterminated.

 

Here's how to do it:
One day, (1) entered (the last friend you talked to)'s (2). It created a lot of havoc. It (3) and freaked out all the nearby (4) that came rushing out from their (5). (6) came along to investigate, and then decided to (7) (8) to try and stop (1). It failed miserably, but luckily (the last friend you talked to) had (9) and jumped into action. He/She (10) and happily, (1) began to (11). The (4) were happy and (12) was eventually (13).

1. Your birth month:
Jan- a mushroom
Feb- the FBI
March- Paris Hilton
Apr- my pet cabbage
May- ET
June- an Ah Beng
July- Bill Gates
Aug- Barney the Purple Dinosaur
Sept- giant fluffy pigs
Oct- a swarn of tomatoes
Nov- Pikachu
Dec- Mr. Bean

2. Colour of the shirt you're wearing:
Blue- vacuum cleaner
Red- left ear
Yellow- golf shoes
Green- office
Pink- bag of marshmellows
Orange- school bag
Purple- iPod
White- iPhone
Black- toaster
Brown- drug factory
Mixed/Others/no shirt- bedroom

3. First letter of your name:
A/B- stripped naked
C/D- sang "It's a Small World After All"
E/F- did gymnastics
G/H- burped in symphony
I/J- farted in symphony
K/L- did an African chant
M/N- yelled like Red Indians
O/P- ballet danced
Q/R- dressed up like Teletubbies
S/T- immitated Michael Jackson
U/V- reenacted a scene from Slumdog Millionare
W/X- had hair like Elvis
Y/Z- quoted Gordon Ramsey

4. Preferred country:
Japan- monkeys
England- Barrack Obama followers
France- pathetic emo people
Germany- camels
USA- giant whales
Italy- roadkill
Spain- The Simpsons characters
Brazil- pillows
South Korea- grass
Australia- dust bunnies
Others/your own country- tax collectors

5. Preferred food:
Chicken- tulips
Fish- dogs
Rice- fax machines
Noodles- online gaming session
Pizza- shoebox
Beef- apples
Hot Dog- fungus-infested blankets
Salad- toilet bowls
Hamburgers- cushions
Local foods- rotten cheese
Others- clouds

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
House- The Backstreet Boys
American Idol- George Bush
Cartoons- Garfield
The news- Nelson Mandela
Desperate Houswives- My mother
Ugly Betty- Captain Jack Sparrow
Heroes- Big, fat, smelly men
Documentaries- Mosquitoes
Sports- Mexican jumping beans
Anything- My girlfriend/boyfriend
Others- The Queen of England

7. Your mood now?
Happy- put on
Sad- listen to
Angry- slap
Nothing- kiss
Excited- hug
Nervous- scold
Confused- cook
Stressed- leap frog
Worried- pinch
Bored- gossip about
Other- kill

8. Your age?
13- Justin Timberlake
14- cockraoches
15- newspapers
16- the television
17- the rusted bicycle
18- my pet elephant
19- Buckingham Palace
20-29 - Sweeden
30-39 - ice cubes
40 or older - Mickey Mouse

9. Your favourite super power?
Stop time- bionic hair
Invincibility- a gold PSP
Sling webs- an army of ladybirds
Super strength- Barbie Doll playset
Super speed- a Spongebob plush toy
Miind control- a broken pencil
Self healing- unfinished homework
Fly- Gordon Brown's phone number
Others- David Beckham's football boots

10. Pick an emoticon:
:)- boiled eggs
:( - ironed shirts
:P - moonwalked
:D - ate toy poodles
:/ - groomed a gorilla
^.^ - chatted with chimpanzees
:O - swam the English Channel
:] - climbed Mount Everest
D: - baked cookies
=.='' - hammered nails into rotten pineapples
x.x - bit into leather boots
O.o - licked a cactus

11. What time is it now (regarless a.m or p.m.)?
1- melt
2- collect stamps
3- ride off into the sunset
4- fry their nail clippings
5- build a second Eiffel Tower
6- play video games
7- have a picnic
8- cry me a river
9- create a time machine to travel into the future
10- eat Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
11- grow an afro
12- order double mocha espresso extra creame lattes from Starbucks

12. Pick a language you want to learn:
French- peace
German- agony
Japanese- Frankenstien
Chinese/Chinese dialects- my wallet/purse
Spanish- a window
Korean- a duck
Italian- my dad's car
African- Youtube
Portugease- my History textbook
Others- Facebook

13. Colour of your pants/skirt/shorts
Red- eaten by goats
Blue- lauched into outer space
Green- left to fry under the hot sun
Yellow- kidnapped
Orange- thrown out to sea
Pink- sold on eBay
Black- sued by the government
White- stuffed into my old sneakers
Grey- set on fire
Purple- used as pizza toppings
Brown- painted in rainbow colours
Beige- exterminated
Other- awarded the Nobel Prize